Thursday 30th May
Report written by StephDucat
Thursday evening and 3 Ealing cavaleiros who normally have a mission free evening were seen galopping around Acton station. They were going to treat themselves with some much needed man(u)cure at Romina's Beauty Salo(o)n as their hands needed some attention after many sessions. When they arrived at the stables(school), Romina gave them a job that did not promise a stable income. They were presented with a pile of horse buns and road apples to be moved into massive bags with the use of shit showvels. Aroma around the school yard was noticed and the dunkers were thinking of getting some Secretions Magnifique eau de toilette after their session. During the task, the 2 cavaleiros and the Queen of Dung noticed the fumes coming out of the pile : freshly made horse buns? Romina also noticed that the pile was hot and steamy!!!Seems that some of the horses went on a night out : some having a curry ,kebab or a more veggie option one(hay)!. After completing their doody duty, the 3 globetrotters checked their hooves and raced across the borough to a much needed shower. Steph arrived home and his cat Guinness was not impressed by his hooves and wanted to ask him a equestrian : Neigh was his reply!!
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