Whittled down to a quintet, our quality over quantity group caught up at the Print House. After discussing some embarrassing work moments; mainly comprising hilarious examples of misspeaking: thanks to meet you, nice to see you both later, have a good wok. It's almost impossible to say or write these without cracking up. Superb.

Kieran was there in the flesh at Get Out, with new long surfing locks and instructions to clear logs. We knocked out the former in ten minutes, as Rosa sustained plant life with a comprehensive watering of the gardens. We then tucked into some weeding to conclude the eve, before shuffling back to base and rehydrating.

I hear next week we're blessed with the presence of another long-locked chap, whose name is an anagram of mine if you swap the B for a G. Who could it be!? Come next week for the grand reveal. Sign up here

Till then,

B